I had to sign up for a couple of seminars because I WASN’T
oh man, let’s hope the teachers won’t kill me, because I WAS SICK ANYWAY AND FUCK THE SYSTEM IT NEVER WORKS
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*