that naked Brammy post is gaining notes and I’m sitting here with my mildly creepy letter draft going “SOON”
I’m sorry in advance mate
also last night I wrote on fb to Mark that “we need to do more adventures” and he fuckign “we don’t need to; we have to”
what have I done sweet jesus what have I DONE I’M GONNA CUDDLE YOU SO HARD
and my cousin sent me a friend request and she’s nice but half of my wall is me being extra queer because of our anniversary with Genie, this’ll be interesting
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
your bird is an asshole